Donaghy Saves GE, Marries Your Mom
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I PLAN TO CARE MORE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS AFTER THIS EPISODE OF MAD MEN.
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BULLDOG PHOTO BOMB. YET IT FEELS SO RIGHT.
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What the hell, Netflix?!?!
You don’t have Hot to Trot? What is my life coming to? Fuck you.
Dear Craigslist users:
So, I just moved. I don’t have some important pieces of furniture. Naturally, my choice is Craigslist. But listen, guys, seriously? I know you “paid $800 3 months ago”, but you’re asking $700 now? No matter how ‘new’ it is, this poop brown leather couch has been in a stranger’s house for at least those three months, and I can’t really trust that you know how to clean the mustard off the cushions when you inevitably drip during a drunken double-header-watching evening, and I am 3000% sure you totes jacked off A LOT on that couch. I don’t care if you are an effing priest, I know you diddled yourself on this ‘near mint’ piece of furniture. Also, it is manufactured by IKEA. I make do with Ikea furniture all the time, but as soon as Ikea products become second-hand, they should just be free. Period.
I wish there was a flag category on Craigslist for “you are fucking ridiculous.”
Can we just retire "plethora"?
Smart people of the world: I know you are smart. No need to use this word. Let me introduce my good friends, “many” and “several.”
Noooo I like how it sounds like the sleeves of a tweed jacket rubbing against a blackboard. Or a sheepskin rug falling down a well. And myriad sounds like stained-glass flowers, so I’m not giving that up either SO THERE.
No I have not sustained a concussion in the last few hours. Why would you think that?
also, doesn’t everyone just use “plethora” as a little wink-wink to the quiet fans of “Three Amigos”? No? El Guapo? Bueller?
