December 2011
November 2011
9:28 AM
gshatz:
to the brunette plus sized model with the flat ass that i’ve seen in not one but two of the websites where i shop: two can play this game. watch your back.
“An egg is not a chicken. An acorn is not a tree. A zygote is not a person.”
– That’s D’Ann B., a reader on The Daily Beast’s Facebook page, commenting on a story about Mississippi voters scuttling an anti-abortion amendment. (via newsweek)
1:22 PM
gshatz:
I feel like I’m doing a walk of shame in my bean boots Fucking 70 degrees outside
2:58 PM
gshatz:
god forbid spotify told on me the time i listened to all the
versions of 9 to 5 on there
spoiler: they all sound the same
3:06 PM
gshatz:
so i made out with cookie monster yesterday
happy halloween
October 2011
10:08 AM
gshatz:
considering drinking coffee in the shower worse or better than drinking beer in the shower?
12:31 PM
gshatz:
the other one is cute
and very easy to wear to many different occasins
moccasins
occasions
2:45 PM
gshatz:
it’s shellacked gourd season motherfuckers
September 2011
From the Couch: A Formal Apology →
rainetoday:
By this morning, if all went according to plan the day before, I will officially be a married woman. This is happy news for me, but for some it is a sad day. That said, I would like to issue a sincere apology to all the guys* that I ever had a crush on.**
Donnie Wahlberg (who turned out to be too…
4:18 PM
gshatz:
i live in honduras.
i didn’t know the use of “#” until 2 weeks ago
2:58 PM
gshatz:
omg i just googled “mexican drug dealer”
and the results are the most graphic thing i’ve ever seen
1 tag
August 2011
3 tags
July 2011
“this Canadian police officer is chewing my ear off”
– #emails from work
Paralegal: I'm going upstairs. Do you want anything?
Me: No thanks. I had a whoopie pie.
Paralegal: Where'd you get it?
Me: Pennsylvania.
Paralegal: ...
June 2011
White whine of the day.
Law review is going to be soooo much woooorrrrrk. Don’t wanna.
Future Conversations
Grandkids: where were you when gay marriage passed in New York?
Me: making out with a girl in a bar.
troof
me: so tired alex.
the candle's ends are pretty burnt
Couch: i believe it
they're also pretty drunk
May 2011
