August 2008
July 2008
bri: there are ooompa loompa’s in my office right now
me: camera phone!
bri: don’t have one
me: ppssh.
bri: i know so lame
me: i dont have one either.
ManHands: i got u a going away gift!!
Jen: you did?!?! thanks! but you really shouldnt have
ManHands: it was cheap - it’s just FUNNY - you will love it
Jen: yay! just like i like my women cheap and funny
“All the effing Mecums are on Facebook.” - my brother, Wil, commenting on how all 3 of us managed to be online at the same time doing, well, nothing.
I think this is fun to point out since my company just installed “anti-virus” software that is monitoring our internet usage…. without telling us, of course.
- me: i am drafting an email regarding ethical policy compliance
- in factories in fucking china and singapore and india
- that produce licensed products
- bri: oh jeez
- your job is much more fulfilling than mine!
- me: that is why my sense of humor is unusually low
- fuck no it isn't
- maybe if i cared about ethical compliance in production
- but I DO NOT.
- maybe that makes me a bad person
- maybe that makes me well-suited to work in entertainment
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If not we’ll just get a Snickers Kingsize and a 40 of Coors and sit outside.
On Mon, Jul 28, 2008 at 4:24 PM, Annie wrote:
Cool. We should be ok then. hopefully
On 7/28/08 4:12 PM, Jen wrote:
Sorry. Thought you did.
They don’t take lunch reservations for parties of 2 anyway. I just checked.
On Mon, Jul 28, 2008 at 3:49 PM, Annie wrote:
Don’t have an assistant
On 7/28/08 3:41 PM, Jen wrote:
Not sure. But since I’ll be “at the dentist” during most of our lunch… would you mind having your assistant call?
(212) 414-1717
On Mon, Jul 28, 2008 at 3:29 PM, Annie wrote:
Done. Do we need a reservation?
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I love getting older.
I would not eat these but I think I know many, many people who would. Also, I like hyphenated foods.