The Long List of Things That Suck.: Archive

February 2009

“i know something that you don’t like me saying
but if I said it you’d probably not talk to me for a while
so i won’t say it
jerkface” —Beanie-boy, using those smarts of his.

Feb 27, 2009

“Aw man, Mr. Cookie Face is coming in? He HATES me.” —account executive, talking about a licensee

Feb 27, 2009

Feb 27, 200941 notes

Feb 27, 20093 notes

Graham, 37, an IT consultant, said: "Commuting to London for my job was sucking the life out of me." Then one day, on a whim, Eirene said: "Why don't we drive to Australia?" - and the couple began planning their big adventure. → ananova.com

via thedailywhat

Feb 27, 2009

you are guileless in your dreams → mfx.dasburo.com

Feb 27, 2009

Feb 27, 20095 notes

“Hahahahaha, there are like 5 Hustlers ripped up and thrown all over this bus station, its hilarious, everyones trying not to look” —7:55am text from Bradley

Feb 27, 2009

Feb 27, 20093 notes

typical.

me: bahlerrrrrrrrggggghhhhuuuhhhh
me: -chah!
me: -fin
you: but why
me: y por que no?
you: no entiendo!
me: zanahoria
you: don't be saying carrot to me, either
me: hehe
you: had to google that shit
*uh huh. no idea what's happening here. it is typical*

Feb 27, 2009

Feb 26, 2009193 notes

Dilemma!

I have an entire pack of Bubblicious Sour Citrus gum…. but I haven’t finished my coffee yet.

Feb 26, 2009