The Long List of Things That Suck.

March 2009

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I just realized something.

My mother used to sing this to me before we said our prayers at night, but change “boy” to “girl” and substitute my full name for “Christopher Robin”, as it has the same number of syllables.  I had no idea that this is where it came from.

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“I can do The Robot to anything.” —Bradley

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“i also got a juror questionnaire for kings county
THAT’S WHAT I GET FOR FILING MY TAXES EARLY
fuck you, nyc” —couch, who is correct.

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“What is this Horseville?! Cuz I am surrounded by neigh-sayers. Wordplay!” —Tracy Morgan, 30 Rock (via theonlyamaris)

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