The Long List of Things That Suck.

theonlyamaris: sloaneee: put-that-pizza-down: bowfolk: (via...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:56:42 -0500

theonlyamaris:

sloaneee:

put-that-pizza-down:

bowfolk:

(via koolikeplastic)

rollin.

halfpastmorning: scout: mutations / abirdfriend /...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:41:58 -0500

halfpastmorning:

scout:

mutations / abirdfriend / nostalgiedelaboue

mywishresigned: paleskin-paperthin: can i please have...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:27:37 -0500

mywishresigned:

paleskin-paperthin:

can i please have him!?!?!

i love his paws.

imchuckbass: shhhhh….don’t speak (via)

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:26:51 -0500

imchuckbass:

shhhhh….don’t speak (via)

masculinfeminin:theonlyamaris:bigfun:fluffyfollies:Herric (via...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:22:26 -0500

masculinfeminin:theonlyamaris:bigfun:fluffyfollies:Herric (via femina)

rainetoday:(via fuckyeahplaid) Where the hell is the TLLOTTS...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:14:38 -0500

rainetoday:(via fuckyeahplaid)

Where the hell is the TLLOTTS when you need her to have a gigantic boner over this picture?

AAACCCKKKK OH MY GAAAAAAAAHHHDD. I AM SORRY I WAS LATE TO THIS BONER PARTY.

yellingaboutpuppies:fuckyeahdogs:fuckyeahbulldog:(via -eQ) I...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:21:48 -0500

yellingaboutpuppies:fuckyeahdogs:fuckyeahbulldog:(via -eQ)

I PLAN TO CARE MORE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS AFTER THIS EPISODE OF MAD MEN.

yellingaboutpuppies:fuckyeahdogs:fuckyeahbulldog:(via...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:41:56 -0500

yellingaboutpuppies:fuckyeahdogs:fuckyeahbulldog:(via kevingonsalves)

BULLDOG PHOTO BOMB. YET IT FEELS SO RIGHT.

bingoparaphernalia:fuckyeahpaulnewman:likeadoll: Julie...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:18:07 -0400

bingoparaphernalia:fuckyeahpaulnewman:likeadoll:

Julie Andrews and Paul Newman

Donaghy Saves GE, Marries Your Mom

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:08:58 -0400

30rockthings:cheia (via uprightcitizens)

faggotxtronn:(via papertissue)

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:43:40 -0400

faggotxtronn:(via papertissue)

(via blackandwtf) Dance, monkey, dance!

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:00:48 -0400

(via blackandwtf)

Dance, monkey, dance!

What the hell, Netflix?!?!

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:58:40 -0400

You don’t have Hot to Trot? What is my life coming to? Fuck you.

Dear Craigslist users:

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:57:10 -0400

So, I just moved. I don’t have some important pieces of furniture. Naturally, my choice is Craigslist. But listen, guys, seriously? I know you “paid $800 3 months ago”, but you’re asking $700 now? No matter how ‘new’ it is, this poop brown leather couch has been in a stranger’s house for at least those three months, and I can’t really trust that you know how to clean the mustard off the cushions when you inevitably drip during a drunken double-header-watching evening, and I am 3000% sure you totes jacked off A LOT on that couch. I don’t care if you are an effing priest, I know you diddled yourself on this ‘near mint’ piece of furniture. Also, it is manufactured by IKEA. I make do with Ikea furniture all the time, but as soon as Ikea products become second-hand, they should just be free. Period.

I wish there was a flag category on Craigslist for “you are fucking ridiculous.”

Can we just retire "plethora"?

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:39:13 -0400

bingoparaphernalia:

nerdshares:

Smart people of the world: I know you are smart. No need to use this word. Let me introduce my good friends, “many” and “several.”

Noooo I like how it sounds like the sleeves of a tweed jacket rubbing against a blackboard. Or a sheepskin rug falling down a well. And myriad sounds like stained-glass flowers, so I’m not giving that up either SO THERE.

No I have not sustained a concussion in the last few hours. Why would you think that?

also, doesn’t everyone just use “plethora” as a little wink-wink to the quiet fans of “Three Amigos”? No? El Guapo? Bueller?