The Long List of Things That Suck.

yellingaboutpuppies:fuckyeahdogs:fuckyeahbulldog:(via -eQ) I...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:21:48 -0500

yellingaboutpuppies:fuckyeahdogs:fuckyeahbulldog:(via -eQ)

I PLAN TO CARE MORE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS AFTER THIS EPISODE OF MAD MEN.

yellingaboutpuppies:fuckyeahdogs:fuckyeahbulldog:(via...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:41:56 -0500

yellingaboutpuppies:fuckyeahdogs:fuckyeahbulldog:(via kevingonsalves)

BULLDOG PHOTO BOMB. YET IT FEELS SO RIGHT.

bingoparaphernalia:fuckyeahpaulnewman:likeadoll: Julie...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:18:07 -0400

bingoparaphernalia:fuckyeahpaulnewman:likeadoll:

Julie Andrews and Paul Newman

Donaghy Saves GE, Marries Your Mom

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:08:58 -0400

30rockthings:cheia (via uprightcitizens)

faggotxtronn:(via papertissue)

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:43:40 -0400

faggotxtronn:(via papertissue)

(via blackandwtf) Dance, monkey, dance!

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:00:48 -0400

(via blackandwtf)

Dance, monkey, dance!

What the hell, Netflix?!?!

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:58:40 -0400

You don’t have Hot to Trot? What is my life coming to? Fuck you.

Dear Craigslist users:

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:57:10 -0400

So, I just moved. I don’t have some important pieces of furniture. Naturally, my choice is Craigslist. But listen, guys, seriously? I know you “paid $800 3 months ago”, but you’re asking $700 now? No matter how ‘new’ it is, this poop brown leather couch has been in a stranger’s house for at least those three months, and I can’t really trust that you know how to clean the mustard off the cushions when you inevitably drip during a drunken double-header-watching evening, and I am 3000% sure you totes jacked off A LOT on that couch. I don’t care if you are an effing priest, I know you diddled yourself on this ‘near mint’ piece of furniture. Also, it is manufactured by IKEA. I make do with Ikea furniture all the time, but as soon as Ikea products become second-hand, they should just be free. Period.

I wish there was a flag category on Craigslist for “you are fucking ridiculous.”

Can we just retire "plethora"?

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:39:13 -0400

bingoparaphernalia:

nerdshares:

Smart people of the world: I know you are smart. No need to use this word. Let me introduce my good friends, “many” and “several.”

Noooo I like how it sounds like the sleeves of a tweed jacket rubbing against a blackboard. Or a sheepskin rug falling down a well. And myriad sounds like stained-glass flowers, so I’m not giving that up either SO THERE.

No I have not sustained a concussion in the last few hours. Why would you think that?

also, doesn’t everyone just use “plethora” as a little wink-wink to the quiet fans of “Three Amigos”? No? El Guapo? Bueller?

theonlyamaris:aaaartstar:HH HH i want a tiny pancake.

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:37:22 -0400

theonlyamaris:aaaartstar:HH HH

i want a tiny pancake.

She formed an opinion on a model in the Suicide Girls book.

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 09:42:03 -0400

stuffmygirlfriendsays:stuffyourgirlfriendsays:

“She looks like she talks too much.”

From Jen

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I submitted this quote from my girlfriend.

fuckyeahequines:margann:via...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 09:38:37 -0400

fuckyeahequines:margann:via double-chinned.mirror.waffleimages.com

(via accidentallydomesticated)

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 09:32:07 -0400

(via accidentallydomesticated)

accidentalfresh: multiple layers. sleeveless vest over denim...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:20:56 -0400

accidentalfresh:

multiple layers.

sleeveless vest over denim jacket.

air yeezy’s.

verdict: accidental kanye fresh.

mutations: moviesinframes: Moon, 2009 (dir. Duncan Jones) By...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:12:42 -0400

mutations:

moviesinframes:

Moon, 2009 (dir. Duncan Jones)

By ummwhat

ilovecharts:barnumyay:Haircut (via DOGHOUSE)

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:12:15 -0400

ilovecharts:barnumyay:Haircut (via DOGHOUSE)

(via confabulationnation)

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:01:24 -0400

(via confabulationnation)

playnice:bohemea: Will Arnett

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:59:15 -0400

playnice:bohemea:

Will Arnett

ilovecharts: danmeth: Hey, remember that Beach Boys Pop...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:53:17 -0400

ilovecharts:

danmeth:

Hey, remember that Beach Boys Pop Cultural Chart? Well now you can have it on a T-Shirt. It’s the perfect gift for people who like the music of the Beach Boys AND the data analysis of Venn diagrams! They can be purchased over here at Miss Wit Designs.

Or to get it at a special discounted price, pick one up from Miss Wit’s table at the WFMU Record fair this weekend in NYC! Fun Fun Fun.

“The Beach Boys made me see God.” - Wes

boggle:juliasegal: Mr. Orange and Mr. White Reservoir...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:51:21 -0400

boggle:juliasegal:

Mr. Orange and Mr. White

Reservoir Dogs

heh heh